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| Since : 19/11/2019 Messages : 617
Name : Maëlle.
Faceclaim : Cillian fucking murphy. Crédits : gifs signature par sparkling-lux.
DC : mila + cole + isaac + amitola
Age : 36 ans.
Statut : Le cœur noyé dans le fond d'une bouteille de Gin.
Job : Homme de main pour les O'Reilly, gunslinger.
Habitation : Campement des O'Reilly, Moonstone Pond.
Disponibilité : 3/3
| Mar 9 Mar - 20:52 Le principe est simple, et inspiré par les posts de la douce @Charlotte Kingsley sur le Discord du forum : mettre en dialogue de personnages du forum, souvent à partir d'autres sources que G&W, comme des émissions télévisées, des films ou des posts texte Tumblr. Bon, c'est peut-étre pas si simple comme ça alors voilà quelques exemples (ici en anglais mais ça peut étre en français ofcourse) - Citation :
Charlotte: My boyfriend is gonna kick your ass. I’m gonna tell him where you live.
Enemy:
Charlotte:
Charlotte: Where do you live? - Citation :
Hannah: Guess what I’m about to get.
Mae: On my nerves. - Citation :
- Bean : I have a problem with someone.
Clyde : Kill them.
Bean: No...
Clyde : Then I will kill them for you.
Bean : NO!
- Citation :
- Anyone (first time meeting the O'Reilly) : Uh, excuse me. Who's the leader here ?
Kilian : Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest, so... - Citation :
- Charlotte : [unbuttoning shirt] damn, it's hot in here
John : i'm aware, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt? - Citation :
- Liam: [holds the door open for Pearl] after you
Pearl: no, after you
Liam: i insist, after you
Will : [pushes past both of them] after me - Citation :
- Clyde, looking down and seeing a girl naked with a lot of blood : What fuckin happened ? Did you stabbed her ?
Max : Not in the way you seem to think. Clyde : ... - Citation :
- Rose : You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?
Louisa : As defending champion, are you nervous? - Citation :
- Nadie : I hate you with every inch of my being.
Will : That’s not a lot of inches. - Citation :
- Bean : Alright, but why are you helping me?
Clyde : Because my life is a huge mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself. - Citation :
- Mae : Sean and i slept together last night.
Irina : and? Mae : i thought you’d be a little more shocked. Irina : oh, sorry. Irina : *clears throat* AND?! - Citation :
- Chuy : Personally, I blame you.
Nuttah : How can it possibly be my fault? Chuy : Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right. - Citation :
- Mae : I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Irina : And you came to me ? - Citation :
- Nadie: I’m small, but knowing
Mako : you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like though Nadie : die Je pourrais continuer pendant des heures mais c'est déja BEAUCOUP pour un premier post N'hésitez pas à réagir à la suite ! | | | | |
| | Mar 9 Mar - 22:09 Un petit - Citation :
- Sean and Kilian: We'd say that we're smart.
Mae: Ok so what's the difference between mitosis and meiosis? Kilian: Don't fall for it Sean, she's just making up words.
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| | Jeu 11 Mar - 1:36 - Citation :
- John: what is the one thing I told you not to do
Charlotte: burn the house down John: and what did you do Charlotte: made you dinner John: Charlotte: John: Charlotte: and burnt the house down | | | | |
| Since : 07/07/2020 Messages : 482
Faceclaim : Kalani Queypo Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Kilian O'Reilly - Ichabod Walsh - Amelia Burke - Benicio De La Fuente
Age : 38 ans
Statut : Veuf, père d'une fille qu'on lui a volé, monsieur est un vagabond
Job : Chasseur de prime
Habitation : Officiellement, Imogen, officieusement, un peu partout
| Jeu 11 Mar - 3:23 Ok vous m'avez beaucoup trop tué avec vos quotes, jpp c'est du génis. Merci clyde pour ce merveilleux sujet (au top) ! - Citation :
- Sean: What are you talking about? You love it here.
Mae: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
Kilian: Catch yourself on, you’ve never even been to Switzerland. - Citation :
- Arthur: What’s in the suitcase?
Maxence: Vodka.
Arthur: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!
Maxence: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage. - Citation :
- Nadie: How much do you wanna bet that I’ll rub this slice of salami on my knee?
Chuy: Nothing.
Nadie: [rubs the slice of salami on their knee] - Citation :
- Jodie: Remember that old saying, “if at first you don’t succeed…”
Stede: “Try to pretend it never happened.” - Citation :
- Bartel: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Clayton: It’s not water.
Bartel: Vodka! I like your sty-
Clayton: It’s vinegar.
Bartel: …What?
Clayton: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
- Citation :
- Anyone: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Clyde: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do. - Citation :
- Mako, calming down after a shared fit of laughter: Ok, stop this nonsense. Enough. We have depression. And we’ll fucking act like it.
- Citation :
- Liam: I think I pulled a muscle!
Pearl: You can’t pull what you don’t have. | | | | |
| Since : 19/11/2019 Messages : 617
Name : Maëlle.
Faceclaim : Cillian fucking murphy. Crédits : gifs signature par sparkling-lux.
DC : mila + cole + isaac + amitola
Age : 36 ans.
Statut : Le cœur noyé dans le fond d'une bouteille de Gin.
Job : Homme de main pour les O'Reilly, gunslinger.
Habitation : Campement des O'Reilly, Moonstone Pond.
Disponibilité : 3/3
| Jeu 11 Mar - 12:26 Tout le mérite revient à Charlotte Tu m'as tué avec ces deux là - Citation :
- Anyone: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Clyde: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do. C'est tellement ça - Citation :
- Mako, calming down after a shared fit of laughter: Ok, stop this nonsense. Enough. We have depression. And we’ll fucking act like it.
Bon, a moi (again) hehe - Citation :
- Mae : It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Sean : Not by the law! Mae : ...
- Citation :
- Nadie: My food‘s too hot. I can‘t eat it.
Nuttah: ... Mako (in Blackfoot): You’re too hot but I still eat you. Nuttah, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER... Nuttah: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK! - Citation :
- Ella : …why didn't you say that's what you were scared of?
Amitola: It's not exactly something you say to people. 'Hi, nice to meet you, I have a fear of commitment and emotional intimacy, how's it going?'! - Citation :
- Mila: Would you die for me?
Ichabod: that isnt an option, i will die for you. Mila: h-hold on a second- - Citation :
- Clyde: If I were to fall cuz I'm drunk, would you catch me?
Hannah: Nope. I already fell for you so it'd be pretty hard. Clyde: I'm filled with whiskey and about to pass out, please answer me.
- Citation :
- Ella: I need your help.
Nadie: No. Ella: I’ll pay you. Nadie: I’m listening. Ella: But only in chocolate chip cookies... Nadie: Done. - Citation :
- John : Look me in the eyes and stay serious with me for a second.
Charlotte : *smiling and giggling* Your eyes are so beautiful. John : *forcing themselves to stop smiling* nO!
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| | Lun 5 Avr - 19:14 - Citation :
- Liam: what do you think, darling?
Pearl: I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with William. - Citation :
- Ben, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Baby Outlaw.
Isaac: How did you do that without turning around?
Ben: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. | | | | |
| Since : 07/07/2020 Messages : 482
Faceclaim : Kalani Queypo Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Kilian O'Reilly - Ichabod Walsh - Amelia Burke - Benicio De La Fuente
Age : 38 ans
Statut : Veuf, père d'une fille qu'on lui a volé, monsieur est un vagabond
Job : Chasseur de prime
Habitation : Officiellement, Imogen, officieusement, un peu partout
| Dim 18 Avr - 12:43 - Citation :
- *Hannah and Mae sitting in jail together*
Mae: So who should we call? Hannah: I’d call Bartel Murphy, but I feel safer in jail - Citation :
- Pearl: Someone will die.
Liam: Of fun! - Citation :
- Kilian: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Mae: Twelve, actually. Kilian: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Mae: Yours! Kilian: That's right: no one's. - Citation :
- Chuy: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Nuttah: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Chuy: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you. - Citation :
- Isaac: You kill people for money?!
Ben: I can explain! Isaac: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump! - Citation :
- Rose: I actually have a black belt.
Thomas: In what, karate? Rose: No, from Gucci. - Citation :
- Charlotte, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
John, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. - Citation :
- *Mako and Nadie skipping stones on lake*
Mako: It’s such a beautiful evening. Nadie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake - Citation :
- Arthur: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Seonaid: My record is four, but I think I can do it. - Citation :
- Filippa: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Nadie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. - Citation :
- Will, going over Person Duflot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Duflot: Yes Will: Okay... may I know what you create? Duflot: Problems. | | | | |
| | Dim 18 Avr - 15:09 Premiers essais ^^ - Citation :
- Luke: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
- Citation :
- Jonas: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Dude: Really? Name one law Jonas: Don't kill people? Dude: That's on me. I set the bar too low. - Citation :
- Luke: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
La Guigne: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Boustifaille: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Badger: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. - Citation :
- Luke: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Badger: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Luke: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING LA GUIGNE WITH ME Boustifaille, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now. - Citation :
- Luke: Nothing in life is free.
La Guigne: Love is free! Boustifaille: Adventure is free. Badger: Knowledge is free. Chuy: Everything is free if you take it without paying. | | | | |
| Since : 07/10/2020 Messages : 139
Faceclaim : Jack O'connell Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Makoyepuk & Ichabod
Age : 31 ans
Statut : Orphelin libertaine dont le coeur semble déjà pris
Job : Bandit de grand chemin et membre du triumvirat O'Reilly
Habitation : Moonstone Pond, non loin d'Imogen
| Dim 4 Juil - 16:00 - Citation :
- Dino: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Filippa: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. - Citation :
- Clayton: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Jonas: Jonas: Clayton, I swear, if I step outside and all of your mugs are on the front lawn... Clayton: *Sips coffee from bowl* - Citation :
- Nuttah, tending to Person Chuy's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Chuy: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. - Citation :
- Luke: Fuck.
Bartel: We've got to work on your cursing. Luke: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
- Citation :
- Maxence: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Bean: What did you do? Maxence: Nobody died. Bean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! - Citation :
- Clyde: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
- Citation :
- Louisa: God, give me patience.
Thomas: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Louisa: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead. - Citation :
- Will, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Pearl.
Pearl: How did you do that without turning around? Will: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. - Citation :
- Filippa: I’m going to take you out
Thomas: great, it’s a date! Filippa: I meant that as a threat. Thomas: See you at five! - Citation :
- Joshua: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Irina: You mean literally or figuratively? Joshua: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify... - Citation :
- Charlotte: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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| Since : 12/10/2020 Messages : 109
Faceclaim : Jemaine Clement Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Arthur Maharaj, Chuy, Dino Ricci, Charles Beaver
Age : 45 ans
Statut : Dans un mariage heureux
Job : A la tête du gang des Hennessy et dirigeant de la compagnie d'armement Hennessy
Habitation : Demeure Hennessy, Silverstone
Disponibilité : Toujours
| Dim 4 Juil - 22:37 - Citation :
- (Bébé) Mako: I’ve invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-
Liam, nodding: Knife monopoly. Mako: Mako: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is. - Citation :
- Kilian: It’s Mae. It’s just like… I can’t get her out of my head… and every time I look at her I get these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault…
Kilian: That bitch. - Citation :
- Sean: Please note, we do not condone violence-
Mae: Or at least not murder. Sean: And, usually not violence. Kilian: We condone sending a message. - Citation :
- Kilian: There’s a fifty-fifty chance you’re gonna kill yourself!
Max: Those are the best odds I’ve had in years! - Citation :
- Josh: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.
Mae, stirring her coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt. - Citation :
- Hannah: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Darlin: Are you okay? Hannah: It’s ok, it wasn’t my relationship. - Citation :
- Luke: Truth or dare?
Bartel: Truth. Luke: What’s your credit card number? Bartel: Never mind, dare. Luke: I dare you to give me your credit card number. - Citation :
- Mae: Look, Josh, if you get us out of this, I promise I won’t hate you.
Mae: I will just dislike you a reasonable amount. | | | | |
| | Dim 4 Juil - 23:02 - Citation :
- Charlotte: I like your shirt!
Luke: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street - Citation :
- Mina: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Irina: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies | | | | |
| Since : 18/01/2021 Messages : 227
Faceclaim : Diego Luna Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Liam, Arthur, Dino et Maria
Age : La vingtaine
Job : Crapou à tout et rien faire
Habitation : Il squatte la ferme de Nuttah, parfois le temple d'Imogen
Disponibilité : Opé
| Dim 4 Juil - 23:14 - Citation :
- Mae: Max, we tried things your way.
Max: No, we didn't. Mae: I did it in my head and it didn't work. - Citation :
- Sean: That's not funny.
Max: I thought it was funny. Sean: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
- Citation :
- Irina: Which movie are you and Kilian going to see tonight?
Mae: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Kilian wants. Irina: Which one do they want to see? Mae: I haven't decided yet.
- Citation :
- Kilian: Are you sure Max's even gay? He barely even looked at me.
- Citation :
- Max: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Sean: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
- Citation :
- Liam: Which way did they go?
Mako: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. Liam: You could really figure it out from that? Mako: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See? - Citation :
- Josh: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Kilian: Oh, we've had worse.
- Citation :
- Nadie: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Mako: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations. - Citation :
- Arthur *Answers phone.* Hello?
Max: It's Max. Arthur: What did he do this time? Max: No, it's me, Max. It's actually me. Arthur: What did you do this time?
- Citation :
- Mae: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Mae, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
- Citation :
- Nadie: Know why I called you in here?
Mako: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Nadie: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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| Since : 07/07/2020 Messages : 482
Faceclaim : Kalani Queypo Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Kilian O'Reilly - Ichabod Walsh - Amelia Burke - Benicio De La Fuente
Age : 38 ans
Statut : Veuf, père d'une fille qu'on lui a volé, monsieur est un vagabond
Job : Chasseur de prime
Habitation : Officiellement, Imogen, officieusement, un peu partout
| Dim 4 Juil - 23:24 - Citation :
- Mae: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Maxence: Okay, but in my defense, Clyde bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Mae: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! - Citation :
- Ichabod: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
- Citation :
- Seo: I can explain.
Ella: Can you? Seo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie. - Citation :
- Mae, to Sean: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sean, motioning to thimself and Kilian: No no no no no, TWO idiots! - Citation :
- Luke: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Clayton: The car takes a screenshot. Bartel: For the last time, get the fuck out. - Citation :
- Sean: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Patterson: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak - Citation :
- Nuttah: Violence isn't the answer.
Chuy: You’re right. Nuttah: *sighs in relief* Chuy: Violence is the question. Nuttah: What? Chuy, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Nuttah, running after them: NO- - Citation :
- Patterson: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Nadie: It’s not a joke. Nadie: *sniffles* Nadie: I’m a legit snack. - Citation :
- Mako: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Chuy: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. | | | | |
| Since : 18/01/2021 Messages : 227
Faceclaim : Diego Luna Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Liam, Arthur, Dino et Maria
Age : La vingtaine
Job : Crapou à tout et rien faire
Habitation : Il squatte la ferme de Nuttah, parfois le temple d'Imogen
Disponibilité : Opé
| Dim 4 Juil - 23:41 - Citation :
- Nadie: How we looking?
Mako: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Mako: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.
- Citation :
- Chuy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Mako: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
- Citation :
- Darlin: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like , was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Hannah: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Seonaid: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back? Hannah: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair. Darlin & Seonaid: Ohhhh. [Meanwhile] Clyde: And, uh, and then I kissed her. Max: Tongue? Clyde: Yeah. Max: Cool.
- Citation :
- Nuttah: I trusted you!
Chuy: Why?
- Citation :
- Sean: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Mae: It's kind of complicated, but Max- Sean: Got it. Forget I asked. - Citation :
- Sean: Everyone know what they're doing?
Clyde: In general or the plan? Sean: The plan, Clyde. Clyde *Sigh of relief.*
- Citation :
- Josh *Playing out of tune guitar.*
Mae: Hey, you take requests? Josh: Sure. Mae: Please stop.
- Citation :
- Liam: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Rose: And for punching me in the face? Liam: No, you definitely deserved that.
- Citation :
- Arthur: I made tea.
Seonaid: I don't want tea. Arthur: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. Seonaid: Then why are you telling me? Arthur: It's a conversation starter. Seonaid: That's a lousy conversation starter. Arthur: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
- Citation :
- Max: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?
Dante: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars. Max: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
- Citation :
- Kilian: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Arthur: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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| Since : 07/07/2020 Messages : 482
Faceclaim : Kalani Queypo Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Kilian O'Reilly - Ichabod Walsh - Amelia Burke - Benicio De La Fuente
Age : 38 ans
Statut : Veuf, père d'une fille qu'on lui a volé, monsieur est un vagabond
Job : Chasseur de prime
Habitation : Officiellement, Imogen, officieusement, un peu partout
| Lun 5 Juil - 0:00 - Citation :
- Arthur, texting Maxence: a very bad thing happened
Maxence: hoe Arthur: the fucking disrespect Maxence: how* - Citation :
- Nadie: I have an idea.
Mako, turning in fear: Where did you come from? Nadie: … Nadie: dude, I’ve been walking next to you this entire time. - Citation :
- Bean: That's what family is. People who hate you but can't kill you 'cause they're the first ones questioned.
- Citation :
- Liam: Some people are like slinkies.
Pearl: ... Explain. Liam: Not really good for much but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs. Pearl: .... Liam, please don’t push Rose down the stairs. Liam: Too late. - Citation :
- Kilian: Hello there, fellow idiots
Bean: Heya, Kilian Kilian: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Bean: You underestimate me - Citation :
- Clayton: How would you like your coffee?
Jonas: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Clayton, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! - Citation :
- Sean: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
- Citation :
- Luke: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
- Citation :
- John: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
John: *punches wall* John: John: Take me to the hospital. - Citation :
- Bartel: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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| Since : 18/01/2021 Messages : 227
Faceclaim : Diego Luna Crédits : Ghoest
DC : Liam, Arthur, Dino et Maria
Age : La vingtaine
Job : Crapou à tout et rien faire
Habitation : Il squatte la ferme de Nuttah, parfois le temple d'Imogen
Disponibilité : Opé
| Lun 5 Juil - 0:26 - Citation :
- Mina: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Jonas: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Mila: Jonas, those are omelettes. Jonas: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing. - Citation :
- Sean: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Mae: Cohesion? Mae: Teamwork? Mae: A general sense of what we’re doing? Irina: And Kilian is not here. Mae: Oh, and that, yeah. - Citation :
- Nadie: Love makes people do stupid things.
Chuy: I love everything! Nadie: That explains a lot. - Citation :
- Charlotte: Let’s watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl and make out during the scary parts.
John: Th- the scary parts? John: Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl? - Citation :
- Ichabod: Yeah, they said they wanted to have sex with Gromit once.
Will: Okay, for the record, I said that he was hot. It’s a different thing. Liam: Isn’t Gromit the dog though? Will: No? He’s the human. Liam: Ichabod, you’re British, right? Which one’s Gromit? Ichabod: Gromit’s definitely the dog. Will: That’s the one I’ve been telling people is hot? Liam: You’ve been telling people? - Citation :
- Mako: Dude, it is gonna be so easy! All I have to do is smile and talk to people.
[One second later] Mako: Oh, fuck, I forgot: I can’t smile and I hate people! - Citation :
- Seonaid: Check this out guys. Pretty dope, huh?
Arthur: Yeah, it definitely makes me think of dope. Seonaid: Hey, you can appreciate someone’s fashion sense without endorsing their drug abuse! Arthur: Yeah, but it’s kinda hard to separate the two when the fashion sense was a result of the drug abuse. - Citation :
- Nuttah: Please sign here.
Chuy: What’s that? A marriage certificate? Nuttah: No, your suspension letter. - Citation :
- Chuy: My only talent is being stress.
Josh: Don’t you mean stressed? Chuy: No. - Citation :
- Kilian pendant l’attaque du train: It’s either your money or your life!
Arthur: Arthur: Take my life, please. Arthur, taking out wallet: Oh, what the hell, why not take both? | | | | |
| | Mer 25 Aoû - 14:42 Bartel: What is your biggest weakness? Luke: I can be uncooperative. Bartel: Okay, can you give me an example? Luke: No. Mina: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Dude: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. (Et juste parce que ces 3 la ensemble semeraient un chaos infini) Basile: We need a distraction. Irina: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Luke, whispering: My time has come | | | | |
| Since : 28/10/2021 Messages : 38
Faceclaim : Nicole Kidman Crédits : moi
DC : Mako - Kilian - Ichabod
Age : 54 ans
Statut : Fausse veuve éplorée qui vit sur le salaire d'un vaurien
Job : Gouvernante chez les Hennessy
Habitation : Un petit appartement à Silverstone
Disponibilité : Come to me bby
| Mer 3 Nov - 23:40 - Citation :
- Filippa: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Dino: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. petite dédicace à l'accent irlandais - Citation :
- Maxence: A theif.
Joshua: Thief? Maxence: Theif. Joshua: I before E, except after C. Maxence: Thceif. Joshua: No. - Citation :
- Clyde: Okay, truth or dare?
Mae: Truth Clyde: How many hours have you slept this week? Mae: Mae: ...Dare Clyde: Go to bed. Mae: I don’t like this game. - Citation :
- Chuy: Hey Mako,
Mako: Yes? Chuy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Mako: Mako: Where’s Bartel? - Citation :
- Irina: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Joshua: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Irina: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. - Citation :
- Markus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Charlotte: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Markus: No! Four to five seconds! Charlotte: Too late!!! - Citation :
- Charles: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Thomas: What did you do op? Charles: A MISTAKE - Citation :
- Ex husband: *Gets down on one knee*
Wendy: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Ex husband: *Falls over* Wendy: The poison is kicking in. - Citation :
- Kilian: Am I in trouble?
Jacob: Take a guess. Kilian: No? Jacob: Take another guess. - Citation :
- Cole: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Pénélope: I think you mean cards. Cole, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. | | | | |
| | Jeu 24 Mar - 1:10 - Citation :
- Luke: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Luke: *punches wall* Luke: ... Luke: Take me to the hospital. - Citation :
Chuy: You know how I roll. Chuy: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill. | | | | |
| | Jeu 24 Mar - 1:12 Je ne pouvais pas passer à côté de celle la. - Citation :
- Dude, addressing Imogen: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Someone: But – that’s just a trash can. Dude: It sure is! | | | | |
| | Mer 30 Mar - 4:03 - Citation :
- at a restaurant
Ben: umm I’ll have wine and Isaac can have a Capri Sun Isaac: Isaac: Isaac: Ben, I’m 21 Ben: Isaac: I can buy my own Capri sun - Citation :
- Nuttah: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Chuy: *chugs entire bottle* Chuy: It’s perfume. - Citation :
- Ben, drunk: I hate that I was born out of nowhere and forced to seek vengeance because of a stupid outlaw, I mean what if I wanted to be something else?? what if I just want to be gay and kiss Isaac for the rest of my life??
Jacob: Ben how much alcohol have u been drinking-
Ben, throwing an empty beer bottle to Jacob: nO ONE EVER ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BE GAY AND KISS ISAAC FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! | | | | |
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